Dear Elder Ball,
"You are hereby called to serve as a missionary of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. You are assigned to labor in the India Bangalore Mission. It is anticipated that you will serve for a period of 24 months.
You should report to the Provo Missionary Training Center on Wednesday, July 30, 2014. You will prepare to preach the gospel in the English language."
Where...India? Do we even have missionaries there?
What...English? But I took four years of Spanish...
Elder Ball is very excited to serve the people of India. The opportunity to serve in a completely different culture is a plus.